Her husband thought she was cheating, so he threw her a surprise party to catch her in the act,
This story has been making it’s rounds on the
internet lately, and although the original source
is unknown, it’s too good not to share. If you’ve
ever been with a cheater, or knew someone who
was a cheater, you know, the desire to expose
that person is too real. I can just imagine the
satisfaction a person feels after exposing a
cheater for what they truly are. I don’t personally
have any stories, but I’ll live vicariously though
this genius husband who thought up the perfect
scheme to expose his cheating wife.
“So I had a feeling she was cheating, as she set
off a lot of red flags. Constantly laughing and
smiling when texting, saying it was just her
mother when I asked. Needing to stay late every
night after work. When I’d call in her co-workers
said she left hours ago. When I asked her what
was going on she’d laugh it off and say it was
just something they did to each other at the
office all the time.
The last straw when I knew something was
definitely up was when she went out “to get
milk” at 11:30 at night and didn’t come back
until 2 in the morning. Now if there are any
words of wisdom I can pass on to others in all
my years of experience, it’s if you think your
significant other is cheating, hire a private
investigator. They’re good at what they do and
they will get some evidence that really helps in
the later divorce.
Fast-track to her birthday, several months down
the road. Now I know what you’re thinking, why
the hell did I wait months before I confronted her
and did it really need to be on her birthday? The
answer to the first question is I wanted as much
evidence as possible to hand off to my lawyer,
as well as time to make arrangements to find a
new place to live, etc. The answer to your
second question is – of course it had to be on
her birthday. You see, after asking her what she
wanted to do on her birthday this year she was
rather insistent on me going out of town with my
friends as she just had to work anyways and
didn’t want to be reminded she was aging.
So I know something is up and after finding a
bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in
my closet something in me snaps. So I do what
any sensible man would have done. I leave and
go to my friends house pretending like I am
going out of town. While there I call up her
mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I
tell them how I want to give her a big surprise
by sneaking into our room with party streamers,
kazoos and a big cake with candles. Sounds fun,
right?! Well, boy was it.
I had everyone meet me outside our apartment
at 8:30 in the morning. We all pile in the elevator
(about 8 of us in total); her mother is holding the
cake and I’m reminding everyone to be as quiet
as they can be. I put my key in and unlock the
door; we all sneak in and make our way down
the hall towards the bedroom. Each holding a
kazoo and her mom holding the cake grinning
from ear to ear.
Well as I throw open the door, we all yell
surprise!
But the surprise was on us and there was my
wife, butt naked with her lover staring at us wide
eyed. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father
begins to shout. I pretend like I’m horrified to
which her friends try to push everyone out while
yelling at her. My wife, excuse me, ex-wife is
sobbing and screaming how could I while the
lover is desperately trying to put his pants on
while running out of the place. Needless to say,
it was one of the best birthday presents I have
ever given.”
